This evening is completely bonkers. Everything that happened is just unreal. I can't wrap my head around it.

This entire event has left me feeling shocked. Let me take a breath to even think about this.

It’s like something out of a TV show. I just can't believe it.

Can You Comprehend This?

You won't doubt this one. It's absolutely insane. Just the other day, I was walking down the street when I spotted a monkey wearing a hat. It appeared totally normal. You might say it was the bizarre thing I've ever witnessed. I swear, sometimes reality is check here just weird!

Seriously We Couldn't Wrap My Head Around It!

Like, how is this even possible? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's insane. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw slack with disbelief. This has to be a dream, right?

• I'm shocked
• There has to be an explanation
• Help me out here

You Won't Believe What Happened

Well, you guys, you won't believe what just occurred. I was sitting down the street when all of a sudden this giant squirrel came out of the sky. It was carrying a tiny hat! Seriously. It just stood there for a moment, then took off running. I don't understand what I just saw.

Unbelievable! utterly shocking

Can you believe this? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's past|belief. I swear this is {thereality. That story appears to be incredibly outrageous, I almost doubt it's real..

• Perhaps it was a hallucination? {I just can't explain this.

You Won't Believe This

This situation is absolutely outrageous. I can't wrap my head around what we've just experienced. It's like something out of a movie. Reality has been bent.

• Am I dreaming?
• I need to pinch myself

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This opens up a whole new world.